Monday, April 22, 2013

Bottom 5 MLB Uniforms



Not that there was anyone who was eagerly awaiting my "Bottom 5" MLB uniforms, but in the event that there was, I apologize. I got a little sidetracked with some random thoughts.

Bottom 5 MLB Uniforms (this listing excludes all "Alternate" jerseys since most are god-awful and should be worn only for batting practice on rainy days.) Remember there are 25 points possible.


26. Atlanta Braves Home (10 pts)

 
 
 
 
27. Minnesota Twins Home (6.5 pts)


 


28. Colorado Rockies Road (6 pts)

 
 
 
29. Tampa Bay Rays Home (4.5 pts)
 

 
 
 
30. Arizona Diamondbacks Road - or Home or Alternate - or Whatever (2.5 pts)
 

 
Okay, let me admit that 2.5 points is kinda harsh. I did take a half-pt (0.5) deduction for "General Principles" (in honor of the great Eddie Bane) but the numbers after that don't lie:
 
Team Colors (score=1)
Logo (score=0.5)
Cap (score=0.5)
Tradition lol (score=0)
Design (score=1)

The zero for Tradition was the only zero given for any category for any of the 30 MLB teams. The only "tradition" that the Diamondbacks have, is one of terribad unis:



 





 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nuff said (apologies to "The Unit".)










  

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